Sublect: Wisdom

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  1. dweiss17

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    Subject: Wisdom
    Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
    Hattie: For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine.
    For low blood pressure I drink Red Wine. In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch.
    And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.
    Reporter: When do you drink water?
    Hattie: I've never been that sick
     

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    A woman after my own heart :D
     
  3. Kevin W.

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    Sometimes water is not healthy. If i grow old, i just hope i am in fair health and not alone.
     
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    Water contains germs.
    Alcohol kills germs.

    That's my story and I'm sticking to it :cuckoo:
     
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    Like the AA teacher who took a worm, dropped it into a shot glass full of whisky and watched as it shriveled and died. He asked the class "does this teach you anything?" One guy in the back said "Yep! If you drink enough, you won't have worms!"
     

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