Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

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  1. dweiss17

    dweiss17 Registered User
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    Subject: Psychiatrist vs. Bartender


    Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

    So I went to a shrink and told him: "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.

    "Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."


    "How much do you charge?"

    "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.


    "I'll sleep on it," I said.

    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" He asked.

    "Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."


     
  2. harold bain

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    Dan, you missed the punchline.
     
  3. dweiss17

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    Harold:

    My 100 year old brain misses a lot of stuff...what is the punchline?

    Dan
     
  4. novicetimekeeper

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    What could a bar tender tell you that could work when I have had years of training?

    He told me to saw the legs off the bed, now I know there isn't anybody underneath it.
     
  5. dweiss17

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    Sorry, I did not copy the punchline or lost it in posting.
     

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